December 2012
gabeisbagels: gabeisbagels: gabeisbagels: gabeisbagels: gabeisbagels: Contemplating deleting this blog and starting a new one. Like this post so if I do, I’ll send you the URL. But yeah now I’ve decided to do this so like this if you want the link to it. Reblogging again for accuracy. Aaaaand again. I’m going to delete this blog on Friday, so yeah. Yeah bringin’ this back.
Dec 14th
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gabeisbagels: gabeisbagels: gabeisbagels: gabeisbagels: Contemplating deleting this blog and starting a new one. Like this post so if I do, I’ll send you the URL. But yeah now I’ve decided to do this so like this if you want the link to it. Reblogging again for accuracy. Aaaaand again. I’m going to delete this blog on Friday, so yeah. Yeah bringin’ this back.
Dec 8th
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gabeisbagels: gabeisbagels: gabeisbagels: Contemplating deleting this blog and starting a new one. Like this post so if I do, I’ll send you the URL. But yeah now I’ve decided to do this so like this if you want the link to it. Reblogging again for accuracy. Aaaaand again. I’m going to delete this blog on Friday, so yeah.
Dec 5th
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gabeisbagels: gabeisbagels: Contemplating deleting this blog and starting a new one. Like this post so if I do, I’ll send you the URL. But yeah now I’ve decided to do this so like this if you want the link to it. Reblogging again for accuracy.
Dec 5th
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Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children
Dec 5th
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gabeisbagels: Contemplating deleting this blog and starting a new one. Like this post so if I do, I’ll send you the URL. But yeah now I’ve decided to do this so like this if you want the link to it.
Dec 5th
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Contemplating deleting this blog and starting a new one. Like this post so if I do, I’ll send you the URL.
Dec 4th
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Yep. Turning feelings off.
Dec 4th
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“Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear...”
– Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via creatingaquietmind)
Dec 4th
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Today was a shitty day and all I want to do is cry. Of course I have plans for later.
Dec 4th
acutelesbian: I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking.
Dec 4th
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I’m such a fucking mess.
Dec 4th
WatchWatch
sluttyfifthgrader: this woman honestly needs psychiatric attention
Dec 3rd
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an ode to the arby's worker that sold me stale...
worldfamousprofessor: i am (going to shove) a stale, fry up  your asshole
Dec 3rd
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-annoying: mirror mirror on the wall what the hell am i doing with my life
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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instead of my town, which is in Indiana, my books were sent to Bellville, NJ wow wow wow that’s nice that i’m prob going to have to wait another week for them fuck you too B&N
Dec 3rd
i don’t want to go to college i just want to ruin my life and have fun doing it
Dec 3rd
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anybody want to sit around and complain and watch supernatural with me???? nobody?
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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albinoblackman: when jesus is born I get presents when jesus dies I get chocolate  I love jesus
Dec 2nd
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myynt: i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
Dec 2nd
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callmegabbyy: legit-humour: does anyone know what time we are supposed to die on the 21st of december there’s nothing worse than an unpunctual apocalypse
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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sancedes: When I find myself in times of trouble britney spears comes to me speaking words of wisdom
Dec 2nd
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Kyle
The struggle is too real for us
Dec 2nd
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Nightly I want to cuddle post Boys where u at
Dec 2nd
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I hate when I only get to hang out with you for a little bit. I spent all day looking forward to seeing you. I want to tell you about my day and hear about yours and gossip and laugh and I want a reason to feel like the time we spent together was worth the hug I’ll ultimately give you when you leave. And I know you find it strange that I just about always hug my friends goodbye but you...
Dec 2nd
girimehkala replied to your post: who wants to get...
you live in the same town as me we could make this work tho
Dec 2nd
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uttonstobambi said: me all the time my entire life...
oh GOD ME TOO RIGHT
Dec 2nd
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who wants to get drunk and talk about feelings
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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getclosertothelight: mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just I’m done.
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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bilbutt-baggins: testoster0ne: how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons. like isn’t just like having sex idgi? This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
Dec 1st
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Be proud of me, Tumblr I managed to get the cheese sauce from a Taco Bell chicken quesadilla on my forehead
Dec 1st
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I better be able to lie my way into this library card today I am not paying 26 fuckin’ dollars every six months.
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
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offensiveshit: Teacher: “You can’t start this essay the night before it’s due!”
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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girimehkala: some1 take me to a party and tell me i’m pretty
Dec 1st
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Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?
Dec 1st
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I don’t know I really want to just cuddle with somebody and watch Netflix right now I am done with this week and this life.
Dec 1st
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duder-reese: duder-reese: people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
Dec 1st
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